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The Top 7 Strip Clubs Around Chicago, Ranked

The Top 7 Strip Clubs Around Chicago, Ranked

Deep dish pizza. Corrupt politicians. Below-.500 baseball teams. Chicago is known for many things, but an overabundance of strip clubs is not one of them. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t locate a good one with a little effort, which is why we put in said little effort, and found seven.

Hey, you can’t get in trouble with your girlfriend for just reading, right?


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6 Club 390 South Side

Chicago Heights
If you like porn star Lisa Ann (who played Sarah Palin in a 2008 Larry Flynt flick), this is the place for you, as she’ll be stopping by to celebrate this South suburban club’s 10-year anniversary in September. In the meantime, you can sign up for local White Sox games or golf outings, smoke in a fully enclosed “smoking haven”, and dine on blackened mahi mahi sandwiches in the “executive lounge”. Or stop by on Thursdays for ‘80s music and $2 Kamikaze shots.

5 Vip's Gentlemen's Club

River West
This may be Chicago’s only full-liquor strip bar, but the booze comes with a price, and that price is weird-looking boob pasties that make nipple-gazing impossible. Get around the $20 cover by asking your cabbie for a free pass, or stop by after a Cubs/Sox game for free admission with your ticket stub. Oh, and stop by on Wednesdays to see dancers peeling off costumes that look like they’ve been raided from a local Lover’s Lane shop during “Fantasy Night”.NBBook Your Ride today!

Atlantis Chicago
Atlantis Chicago
Atlantis Chicago
Atlantis Chicago

Polekatz BridgeView

2. Polecatz Bridgeview

Free cover with our party bus Bridgeview
This massive, 18,000sqft club offers all the trappings of a traditional Vegas-style club, with 150+ dancers (or “kittens”, as they are known around here) offering all-nude dances and “full contact” lap dances… if that’s your thing. And if you don’t feel like driving all the way out to Bridgeview (hint: it’s near Midway), fill out an online form and they’ll pick you up in a Mercedes Sprinter party bus. And yes, it comes fully equipped with its own stripper pole.

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